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8 Things to Consider When Moving

By |March 18th, 2016|

My folks and I have decided to move into a new home this summer. As a result, my mom has swapped her Instagram addiction for Pinterest—you’d be amazed at the number of hours that girl can spend looking up “small”, “house”, “storage”, “modern”, “white”, “kitchen”. I’m almost a little bit concerned, but truth is I [...]

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And The Award Goes To…

By |March 4th, 2016|

Highlighting the best, the worst and the most memorable moments, Bone Rivers doesn't give a WOOF what others think! @al_bondy_ga knew how to dress to impress! I give her four paws up for daring to wear a fitted tee and tutu. She ties it pawfectly together with her pastel headband and her natural neck [...]

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Sumo and Bogie Host The Oscars 2016

By |February 26th, 2016|

For the last two years my best mate in the world, @operation_sumo, and I were asked to host the Bully Academy Awards.  It was such an honor and boy oh boy did we have a blast! Let’s take a short walk down memory lane: There was the time Sumo and I were responsible for introducing [...]

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Valentine’s Day Dance

By |February 10th, 2016|

I’m still recovering from my realization that Super Bowl Sunday has nothing to do with super bowls and everything to with grown men yelling at a television. Not cool Dad, not cool. On top of that, Jose the gardener came to the house twice this week because something got into @roberttherubberchicken and he chewed through [...]

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A Super Bowl on Sunday

By |February 3rd, 2016|

My dad has been talking about Super Bowl Sunday for weeks. He sounds excited whenever he mentions it so, of course, I get animated also. While having a super bowl of (almost) anything on any day of the week sounds like my kind of plan, I did have some questions. “What’s inside this super bowl?” [...]

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By |January 6th, 2016|

On Tuesday I called in sick to work.  I wasn't sick in the "cough-cough" sense of the word, it was...well, how can I put this... it was raining outside.  Since moving to Los Angeles four years ago as a sprite young pup of nine weeks, the weather has varied very little from a temperate and [...]

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New Year, New You

By |December 30th, 2015|

@watsons_dogumentary On Monday I waddled back into The Droolitzer headquarters after nearly a week off. My boss had promised me he wouldn’t mention my birthday, which I’d shared with Jesus, so I wasn’t worried about Paula the Puli from HR belting out a belated “happy birthday to you” over gluten free milk bones [...]

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Giving Thanks

By |November 25th, 2015|

It happens every year like clockwork. The day before Thanksgiving I find myself overcome with emotion. I get sentimental and weepy about just how lucky a bully I really am. And for reasons I still can’t explain, I start to love @roberttherubberchicken. It’s a little disconcerting really, but I just roll with it. So today [...]

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A Prestigious Award

By |October 3rd, 2015|

José the Gardener, like any shrewd villain, did not come to my house thinking it was his last day on the job.  Oh no, he most certainly did not. Six months ago—leaf blower in hand, the volume on his iPod maxed to drown out my barking and a trashcan for the weeds—he showed up like it [...]

A Costume Conundrum

By |October 3rd, 2015|

Last Friday, the office was crazy because the boss had pushed up our deadlines to allow everyone time to get ready for The Droolitzer’s annual HOWLoween party. I had sent my story in earlier that morning, not because I’m an amazing journalist but because it was a terrible piece and I knew there was no [...]