My dad has been talking about Super Bowl Sunday for weeks. He sounds excited whenever he mentions it so, of course, I get animated also. While having a super bowl of (almost) anything on any day of the week sounds like my kind of plan, I did have some questions. “What’s inside this super bowl?” [...]
On Tuesday I called in sick to work. I wasn't sick in the "cough-cough" sense of the word, it was...well, how can I put this... it was raining outside. Since moving to Los Angeles four years ago as a sprite young pup of nine weeks, the weather has varied very little from a temperate and [...]
@watsons_dogumentary On Monday I waddled back into The Droolitzer headquarters after nearly a week off. My boss had promised me he wouldn’t mention my birthday, which I’d shared with Jesus, so I wasn’t worried about Paula the Puli from HR belting out a belated “happy birthday to you” over gluten free milk bones [...]
It happens every year like clockwork. The day before Thanksgiving I find myself overcome with emotion. I get sentimental and weepy about just how lucky a bully I really am. And for reasons I still can’t explain, I start to love @roberttherubberchicken. It’s a little disconcerting really, but I just roll with it. So today [...]
José the Gardener, like any shrewd villain, did not come to my house thinking it was his last day on the job. Oh no, he most certainly did not. Six months ago—leaf blower in hand, the volume on his iPod maxed to drown out my barking and a trashcan for the weeds—he showed up like it [...]
Last Friday, the office was crazy because the boss had pushed up our deadlines to allow everyone time to get ready for The Droolitzer’s annual HOWLoween party. I had sent my story in earlier that morning, not because I’m an amazing journalist but because it was a terrible piece and I knew there was no [...]
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Sofas My name is Bogie and I love to sleep For 10 hour intervals you won’t hear me peep On the floor or in my bed But not on the sofa my strict mother said The sofa is a forbidden place Full of white linen pillows for planting my face I have dreams [...]