Ralphie, Author at The Droolitzer

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So far Ralphie has created 2 blog entries.

13 lb Terrier Gives Beleaguered Airline Industry Free Advice

By Ralphie|2015-05-02T16:56:02+00:00March 5th, 2015|

For years I have worked hard to insure that my humans enjoy life. By and large, they’ve responded well to my efforts. Despite the occasional slip up, my humans are a loyal and loving source of help and comfort. There I said it. But it’s precisely because these guys are so trainable that they’ve been [...]

Son of Tijuana

By Ralphie|2015-03-17T12:17:12+00:00March 4th, 2015|

Hey Bogster, it's Ralphie! You remember Tijuana last summer with what's-her-name. Anyway, it's good to see you've got a real gig. I hope you've managed to get your humans without paying an arm and a leg. They look OK but a trifle pricey. It's your business. I'm just sayn. As long as you're in the [...]