Hey Bogster, it’s Ralphie! You remember Tijuana last summer with what’s-her-name. Anyway, it’s good to see you’ve got a real gig. I hope you’ve managed to get your humans without paying an arm and a leg. They look OK but a trifle pricey. It’s your business. I’m just sayn.

As long as you’re in the question answering business….when do we get to do, “Son of Tijuana”? Being an 11lb terrier mix pretty much guarantees all doors will open for us…..no news to you. I’m having the same problems with the foot pedals/steering thing. Maybe you can get your humans to handle the ride problem? Nothing fancy. Just something that shows we are creative but responsible. I’ll leave it to you.

Your friend, Ralphie

 

Ralphie mi Amigo!

Where you been dude? SO great to hear from you and yeah yeah, sure sure on the ol car sich. My dad got this new one””name starts with a “P” and has a 911 after it so I think it’s an ambulance or something? Anyway, we can totally use it whenever we want. You shift, I’ll get the pedals. Is your sis Phoebe still around? Maybe she can do the steering thing? Let’s hit the road!

I’ll text ya,

B