Now that the weather's getting warmer, I has some advice: Start taking hula lessons! According to me, the arrival of Spring heralds the arrival of party invitations with a tropical theme. And while my "Luau Ensemble" says "Aloha Oe," it also gives off a little "Oy Vey!"
Sofas My name is Bogie and I love to sleep For 10 hour intervals you won’t hear me peep On the floor or in my bed But not on the sofa my strict mother said The sofa is a forbidden place Full of white linen pillows for planting my face I have dreams [...]
peanut butter smooth, thick and creamy chunky, salty and dreamy it sticks on my nose peanut butter is my favorite meal of the day it sticks to my tongue lick some from a spoon or try it with freeze dried lamb it sticks to my jowls peanut butter is the stuff my dreams are made [...]
Here we go...again. #shortwalkswithbogie
Buddy Brown is always in the buff. Sure, all those hours he puts into his strenuous yoga regimen may have paid off in a powerful physique, but this hippie is hardly concerned with showing off. He just sees no need to bother cloaking himself in material things when he can strut his stuff au natural. [...]
Great Danes are often called the tallest breed of dog, but this is simply not true. Although an individual Great Dane does hold the record for tallest dog in history this is a title given to an individual dog. As a breed Great Danes average height gives them second place in height, beaten only by [...]
Dear Bogie, I need some advice like yesterday. My concern is an issue I’ve been experiencing at home lately…in relation to housekeeping. I don't know if you’ve seen any of my recent posts (I’ve documented this injustice 5 times and counting) that show the disheveled look and state of my bed? It’s out of control! [...]
Don't name me Napoleon! In Cresskill, New Jersey cats are required to wear three bells to warn birds of their presences. In Miami, Florida imitating an animal is against the law. In Berea, Ohio any animal that goes out after dark is required to wear a tail light. In Columbus, Georgia cats are [...]
Joe is an artist from Texas inspired by Disney. Colored pencil on paper.
Sometimes true love hurts a little.