Dear God, I promise not to complain about eating veggitables anymore. I promise to appreciate mommas home cooking and won't complain ever again. Please make this steak from Salisbury disappear. I've learned my lesson. Amen. - @mackthebullydog
When the temperatures crawl above a balmy 73 (23 degrees celsius), have your person hook you up with a giant blueberry ice pop. And yes, have them hold it for you while you indulge. It's the least they can do.
Now that summer and grilling season is upon us, try this crisp and refreshing twist on the basic boring burger. I present to you - The Caesar Salad Burger. Come on America, let's jazz up those cheeseburgers!